Your millions of profit are yours alone. Don’t let governments make your company pay taxes to feed starving children. Only little people pay tax. And you’re big. So sign up for tax heaven today - because you really are worth it!
“Does my tax bill look big in this?”
Life doesn’t need to be so taxing – we’ve helped hide over $21 TRILLION in tax havens for the well-heeled.
Got massive profits? Hate transparency? Your company could be eligible to join some of the biggest UK companies using tax havens.
World leaders haven’t closed tax loopholes yet, so it’s easy for your company to stash its cash offshore. Don’t delay, stash today!
Think it’s crazy that big companies use tax havens to dodge their bills in the world’s poorest countries?
Then it’s time to take action.
Our profits are never enough to supply us with good food at home… We feel so bad because the Zambia Sugar Company does not pay tax, and for sure we are suffering.
57,000 people live in the Cayman Islands, but we’ve got a fabulous 92,000 companies currently getting a magnificent tan.
Zambia loses $2 billion a year to tax dodging by companies – many of which take full advantage of our tax heaven services.
What’s the biggest source of investment into India? The UK - no. The USA - nope. China – naar. It’s the tiny sunny haven of Mauritius!
“Tax havens make your business so ludicrously complex that no one will know where your money is. Simple.”
“I registered my oil company in the British Virgin Islands – I haven’t seen the taxman since”
“And then I said… Pay Tax?! What am I, poor?”
Every 60 seconds in Africa, another company’s profits get taken to pay for yet more schools and doctors. It’s our mission to secure the financial freedom you deserve.
We’ll make sure no one knows where your money is — including you! That’s our guarantee.
We have tax havens all over the world allowing you to stash your company money somewhere sunny — or in Liechtenstein.