TAX HEAVEN

Sod the poor — go offshore!

Your millions of profit are yours alone. Don’t let governments make your company pay taxes to feed starving children. Only little people pay tax. And you’re big. So sign up for tax heaven today - because you really are worth it!

“Does my tax bill look big in this?” scuba businessman
  • Slash your tax

    Life doesn’t need to be so taxing – we’ve helped hide over $21 TRILLION in tax havens for the well-heeled.

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    Got massive profits? Hate transparency? Your company could be eligible to join some of the biggest UK companies using tax havens.

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    World leaders haven’t closed tax loopholes yet, so it’s easy for your company to stash its cash offshore. Don’t delay, stash today!

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How it works

  1. 1.
    The London based beer giant SABMiller is the biggest brewer in Africa.
  2. 2.
    It sells bucket loads of beer, but reduces its tax bills by shifting around £100 million into tax havens each year.
  3. 3.
    That helps to swell the company profits to over £2 billion a year!
  4. 4.
    Very minor side effects include around 250,000 African children missing out on school places and Ghanaian market traders paying more tax than the company.

Tax havens are ridiculous

Think it’s crazy that big companies use tax havens to dodge their bills in the world’s poorest countries?

Then it’s time to take action.

Caroline Muchanga shows her receipt for the market stall tax she pays
Our profits are never enough to supply us with good food at home… We feel so bad because the Zambia Sugar Company does not pay tax, and for sure we are suffering.
— Caroline Muchanga, market stall holder living next to Associated British Food’s sugar plantation in Zambia.

taX Factor

  • Cayman islands

    57,000 people live in the Cayman Islands, but we’ve got a fabulous 92,000 companies currently getting a magnificent tan.

  • Zambia

    Zambia loses $2 billion a year to tax dodging by companies – many of which take full advantage of our tax heaven services.

  • Mauritius

    What’s the biggest source of investment into India? The UK - no. The USA - nope. China – naar. It’s the tiny sunny haven of Mauritius!

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Exclusive benefits

  • All the profit all the time

    Every 60 seconds in Africa, another company’s profits get taken to pay for yet more schools and doctors. It’s our mission to secure the financial freedom you deserve.

  • Absolutely 0% transparency

    We’ll make sure no one knows where your money is — including you! That’s our guarantee.

  • Exotic locations

    We have tax havens all over the world allowing you to stash your company money somewhere sunny — or in Liechtenstein.

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